Bobby’s Mom: Why do you always provoke him?
Bobby’s Dad: Because he’s a bad kid, that’s why.
Bobby: Well, that’s a load of crap! Who the hell were you to say?
Bobby’s Dad: I’m your father, and you show your father respect.
Bobby: The day he deserves it, you drunken bully! Punching women and kids, is that what they called “fatherhood” in your day?!
Bobby’s Dad: You deserved it, believe me, you were nothing but ungrateful.
Bobby: I was a kid! Kids ain’t supposed to be grateful! They’re supposed to eat your food and break your heart, you selfish dick! You died, and I was still so afraid I’d turn into you, I never even had kids of my own!
Bobby’s Dad: Good. You break everything you touch.
Bobby: … uh-huh; well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys and they grew up great. They grew up heroes! So you can go to hell!